Pain Mountain


the term pain mountain was first coined in 2008 by a young gentleman in perth, australia. it’s a saying which suggests that the user is in a momentous amount of pain.

pain mountain may have been derived from equally ludicrous sayings such as “i’m on(/in) a mountain of pain right now”, although who really knows.

it’s a turn of phrase that brings with it a sense of patheticness and the use of this phrase is usually accompanied by sever intoxication and desperation.
-jesse falls over and sprains his ankle-
jesse: f-ck me im on pain mountain!
confused bystander: steady on old chap!

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