Paint the Barn


dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

it is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.
i am really worried that i will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. i ate falafel for lunch and … i am feeling the bubbling of some sticky t-rds already.

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