Paint your own portrait
for a gentleman to attempt to c-m in his own face…
technique – lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. with a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) point and shoot…
good luck and make sure the door is locked
mike: “i am bored”
lee: “you could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?”
mike: “good idea – i think i shall…”
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