Paintball God


one who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of paintball. (in otherwords, not ray darkness)
excells at not only speedball…. but also urban and wooded events. knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.
rich telford or alex fraige, or matty marshall

1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn’t see losing as a possiblity.

2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.
“dam man, i just played against a paintball g-d, he literally ran the field.”

“yo, most of the guys on sunday teams are paintball g-ds.”

“what!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and re-ssembled it in like 15 mins, definite paintball g-d.”

mark friggin’ mingle
mark you’re a paintball god
ray darkness of course {the bad-ss from yuma}
i do admit that ray darkness is the paintball g-d cause it is the truth and im not a liar
some guy named ray darkness
ray darkness

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