PAINUS

painus: when a male p-n-s is inserted into the female’s -n-s.

p-n-s + -n-s = painus.

it’s a noun and a verb.
ex.1
guy # 1: i had painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a b-tch.

guy # 2: sounds like a pain in the -ss.

ex.2
man: my wife and i were painus-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

friend: ouch…
1) (noun) the pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. the contraction pain is very near the -n-s giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (noun) a person who is a real “pain in the -n-s”.

derrivative of “pain” and “-n-s”.
1) my g-d!!! is this a contraction or do i really have to sh-t?! oh wait…its gone…i must be experiencing painus.
2) linda keeps ridin’ my -ss and won’t quit. she’a a persistent painus!
other way of saying “p-n-s”.
mox bro, you’re such a painus dude.
when a female has so much -n-l s-x that her -n-s starts coming out of her -ss, it looks like a second deformed v-g-n-.
1. dude i gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so p-ssed
2. my doctor said i have -n-lit-tus infectiot-te. i figure it’s just painus.
2. the other day i saw some chick at the beach bend over and it looked like a cameltoe but i looked closer and it was just painus.
pain in the -n-s, usually obtained when recieving your first deep b-tt stab from a gay -ssociate
man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. you gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
abbreviation for “pain in the -n-s”; derived from “pain in the -ss”.
x: goddam uni is a painus

x: f-kin h-ll your a painus, shut up already
an intense pain in and around your -n-s
kelly went for a m-ssive bike ride around the lake. when she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her -n-s.

kelly: “it must have be from the seat”
scottie: “sure it was”
scottie: “that’s what we like to call, painus”

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