when a male gets eroused by his lady companion he whips out his ding ding for her to suck. but instead she hovers over his tip with her mouth opened wide while the male continuosly inserts and excerpts his ding ding down her throat at a rapid speed.
oh my god steven, i just hit up my girl up last night with tha pakistanian pacman!!
a video recorded by a phone in one’s frocket. (usually secretly, sometimes just unknowingly.) a: that frock*mentary took up a bunch of my phone’s storage and battery! b: i forgot to turn the flash off while i was frock*menting my encounter with the boss.
- rector high school
a terrible *ss school person: “where did you go to school” guy: “rector high school” person: “get the f*ck out”
- despair meatloaf
a loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. their sadness will forever remain in their h*llish meat afterlife just like it did in reality. i gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. she deserved it. she was a b*tch.
- one way n*gg*
a member of african american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a n*gg* , but when a caucasian friend calls him a n*gg* , he gets down right upset …and could lead to stepping and stunting so last friday everything was going great at the bar with me and omod until jason […]