Paladino Eyes
when someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven’t slept in three years. usually a sign of mild insanity. named after new york gubernatorial candidate and businessman carl paladino.
girl 1: “he seems cute, you two should go out.”
girl 2: “no way! he has paladino eyes, and you know what that means.”
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- palintry
(pā-lin-trē) n. 1. willfull ignorance. 2. gleeful stupidity. 3. lack of respect for the truth. 4. blatant lack of respect for reason. 5. inability to reason. 6. social and/or intellectual inferiority. am.e the rampant palintry in the tea party is quite appauling!
- Panda Data
a collection of p-rn, generally stored on a pc or optical medium such as cd/dvd. businessman: “hey, i’ve got a lonely business trip coming up…have you got anything that might keep me entertained?” office youth: “h-ll yeah! i’ve got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!”
- Pandamax
it is soo extreme, you spell it with an x instead of an ex. xtreme!!! “that was soo pandamax!!” ( man jumped off a 20 story building and survived)
- pantsurbating
verb: to m-st-rb-t- through your pants. john was too p-ssy to take off his pants while watching p-rno, so he began pantsurbating.
- Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.
a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose. did you see john schneider in that zaxby’s commercial? man, he is a total panty hose melter – p.h.m.