Pale Mojito


a cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-up ™, and mint leaves. served over ice, typically in a tall gl-ss with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.
scott enjoyed a pale mojito at the pool

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