palfamily
when a person’s friends (pals!) are their family, like their family, or (ahem) better than their actual family.
the rental lease required that kim to provide an emergency contact, she mentally went through her palfamily and picked gina.
jim made sure all of his palfamily were invited to his sister’s wedding.
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