Palinese


a hard-to-decipher language that originated in wasilla, alaska. believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as “russia’s in my backyard,” “gotcha journalism,” “death panels,” “lame stream media,” and “you betcha.”

estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)
if the former governor of alaska decides to run for president in 2012, we’ll all need some type of interpreter during the debates ’cause no one else on earth understands palinese.

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