Palinophobia
the fear that sarah palin will become president in 2012. this fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal americans. however a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the republican party can do.
jess curled into a fetal position while reading kennedy’s “profiles in courage”… hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of palinophobia.
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