the act of c-mming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.
s-m-n in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
a palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to -j-c-l-t-, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their s-m-n.
i was jerking off but didn’t have any tissues so i had to eat a palm oyster.
“me and my girl were having s-x but we forgot the condom”
– “did she eat your palm oyster?”
“yeah man, slurped it all up”
slang term for something amazing , beautiful, gorgeous etc the photo i just took of you is mastrubatable.
- dorito puff
a useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn’t care about anything anymore a dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn’t care about anything anymore. in other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose […]
- robbie r*t*rd
when someone is acting like an idiot. typically shortened to robbie doug: hey man i’m trying to pick up this chick but your being a robbie r-t-rd ron: you mean a robbie? when you add r-t-rd you sound like a f-cking robbie
means warrior, a new zealander name, came to fame by the maori chief kiaben. kiaben is great and strong.
- martinez twins
see s-xy me: have you heard of the martinez twins? someone: nope who are they? me: twins who make teens et as fuuuuck