Palmdale


second to worse place to live, right after lancaster. seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in east la.
some idiot called it palmdale because they cant tell the difference between a palm tree and a joshua tree.
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a small california down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. best known for producing the great rapper afroman.
well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side palmdale. when the afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!
1.an ugly little desert town about an hour north east of los angeles. the populatin there, refered to as desert rats, continues to be out numbered by tumbeleweeds.
2.a soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.
3.a cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.
the poor family had no choice but to return to the arm pits of h-ll they had once called home.
a hot and dry desert restroom stop before reaching any other desirable destination.
are we in la yet? i have to pee…what’s this dusty whole? it says “palmdale”, they gott have a bathroom somewhere in this ratsnest.
where dreams go to die. a total sh-thole with ghetto apartments with cheap rent, because its about an hour away from any real civilization. palmdale, where minorities are the majorities, great place if you’re a black person.
“did you lock the car? oh good thinking we are in palmdale”
to touch one’s self
yo man, i haven’t gotten any in ages. i think i’m going to have to visit palmdale
a california town in the mojave desert that shares many qualities with the city of laredo.
if raqem ever leaves laredo, i don’t reccomend that he comes to palmdale

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