palmyra area high school
come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. we can’t forget about our lovely student body who can’t wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!
even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick -ss sat scores for our area. however, it’d be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. no one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don’t exist. oh and we can’t forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can’t wait to swallow you whole!! :))
palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending cl-ss every day.
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