Pamela Anderson
tommy lee’s sperm bank
oh god, tommy. you just busted in me. heres 20$
pamela anderson collage photo
“everyone says that pam anderson would be nothing without her t-ts. that is just not true… she’d be paris hilton
as told by sarah silverman on the roast of pam anderson
bay watch, s-x tape, b–b job.
oh yeah, thats a nice piece of -ss!
hot piece of -ss that i would bang like a screen door in a hurricane.
a beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a sl-t, but likeable. and to anyone who says without her t-ts she’d be paris hilton is wrong! paris hilton is fugly and skinny and nasty. pamela anderson at age 90 would still be prettier than paris hilton!
pamela anderson was so much prettier in home improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.
someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in s-xual intercourse.
azamat: i saw a video with pamela anderson doing something very bad on a boat.
average person: welcome to earth.
the woman has hepit-tas c.
which is an std if you didn’t know… so, for those of you still looking at the screen with a r-t-rded look on your face… it means if you bang pamela anderson, you will excret puss from your genitals.
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