Panamanian petting zoo
when one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. the partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. one then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
commonly preceeded by a kentucky klondike bar.
he gave his lunchlady a kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. it made sense for him to follow up with a panamanian petting zoo.
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