Panda Carpet


a woman’s v-g-n- that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the panda. with an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.
couldnt wait to get in her pants, then i almost wet mine when i seen her panda carpet…that sh-t was scary!

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