Panda-Jerk


1. describes a female panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the channel 4 news team needs it too.

2. a person who pours and serves pandas.

3. a person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.
“you’re ruining my segment, . . . panda-jerk!”

“that fat guy just spit in the buffet! panda-jerk!”
2 more definitions
when you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
your making me looks stupid , panda jerk.
pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.
candice: man, ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

kristen: wow, what a panda jerk.

ryan:-offended- wha-

-everybody throws bamboo at him-

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