pandagoth
pandagoth (n.) pander-khoth
1. overweight female with a penchant for dark make-up – similar in looks and build to a bear-like mammal… usually accompanied by a very attractive (yet anaemic looking) female friend, the pandagoth makes up for her lack of s-xual appeal by wearing a combination of the following:
a.) a ‘slipknot’ hoodie.
b.) black lipstick.
c.) thick-framed gl-sses.
d.) ‘army’ style boots.
e.) a weedy looking youth with a pseudo-beard hanging from her arm.
pandagoths often ‘sell-out’ during their college years and become librarians, serial killers or lecturers.
“chewie… i can’t see pal… what’s that? pandagoths? where? ya gotta help me ol’ pal… don’t let them get me!”
“grrwwwwwrrrrraaarrrrdddgghhhhh!”
(excerpt from “the pandagoths strike back”)
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