Pandora Jerk
while watching avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have -ssociate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight.
oh my god i was doing a mean pandora jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me.
i still have glitter in my eye from that pandora jerk on tuesday.
hey bro. can you -ssist me in this pandora jerk. i gots the glitter.
-ring – ring –
james: h-llo
aaron: what time in that pandora jerk?
james: 11pm on monday evening.
aaron: ok man i will bring glitter if i can borrow your fleshlight.
james: you gots yo’self a deal.
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