Panker


someone who p–ps and m-st-rb-t-s at the same time. often used as another word for a “douche” or “jerk”.

p–p + w-nk = pank

other forms: panker, panking etc.
nathan: stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. now the teacher thinks i copied him.

albert: what a panker.
another word for someone being a “p-ssy”
dreamtactix291 is a panker
a “petty w-nker”…
like john mccain.
nora: hey, did you hear about how pete got a papercut and started crying?

sally: rofl. what a panker.

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