pant penis


the bunching up of one’s trousers around one’s pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

note: can apply to women too. it is usually more humourous when it does.
cindy, you totally have a pant p-n-s!
gimme a sec brian, i gotta fix my pant p-n-s.

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