panto


the word “panto” specifically means a rock spider or paedo, but can be used to describe anything that is s-xually disgusting or dodgy.

it was born out of the extremely suspicious english theatre called pantomime with dialogues like:
“where is he??… ‘
“look behind you! he’s behind you!!!”
“where?”
“behind you!!”
check out that guy ordering a happy meal… totally panto!
an -rg-sm in your pants
whilst the girl played footsie like a schoolgirl with the boy, she had a panto.

i just panto-d. d-mn.
doing something totally ridiculous, or trying to rip someone off, or simply doing something illogical which gets many people angry.
also: the act of pulling a panto
purvu: ”yo rex wanna hit the club and find some hot b-tches?!”
rex: i don’t know man i’d rather not
purvu: ah come on man! your pulling another panto!

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