pantomine


a landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children’s theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and b-list celebrities.
queen: where are your legs, young man?

soldier: i stumbled across a production of peter pan in kandahar and didn’t realise it was a pantomine until i noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

queen: i’m rich.

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