pants crouton
when you wipe your b-tt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
i was in a rush and now i have a pants crouton
a piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
i think i have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
the small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
man, i need to get better toilet paper, i keep getting pants croutons.
when you don’t wipe very well and a little bit of p–p gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
aww man, i’ve got the biggest pants crouton right now.
when p–p is left behind after wiping.
man i got a serious pants crouton after taking a sh-t.
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