pants hampster
a man’s d-ck, rod, or johnson.
in order to put his b-lls in the sad girls mouth, milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
a pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.
tyrone showed marcella his pants hampster.
seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
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