Pants money


an amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
“i thought i was going to be broke until payday, but i found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!”

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