Panty Pearl
i.e. (1) aunt flow’s early bird gift that she sends the day before a woman’s menstration.
(2) an add-on device that can be placed on vibrating underwear. the panty pearl should be placed towards the front of the undercarriage.
(3) a woman’s early morning suprise after a long night of vigorous s-x.
(1) “i hate it when i forget to wear panty liners the day before my period…my panty pearl always ruins my underwear!”
(2) “oh george, i love the new panty pearl you bought for my vibrating panties! now when you’re out of town, i can enjoy myself too!”
(3) “thomas, we need to stop having so much late night s-x! the clean up that comes with a morning panty pearl always makes me late to work!”
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