panwich


the unidentifiable and malodorous contents in the fold of an obese stomach covering the groin area often refered to as a panis. can range from remote controls, cell phones, small pets, cookie crumbs, the last flight out of denver or even previous lovers. often moistened by cheezy condiment spread
“man i would like a bite of that panwich”
a panwich is a unique combination of pancake and sandwich fillings to enhance a once bland sandwich experience into a whole other dimension of excellence.

do you like pancakes?
do you like sandwiches?

if so, the panwich is your perfect panwich.
bro 1: sup brah? you hungry?

bro 2: yea man i’m jonesin for some delicious eats.

bro 3: panwich panwich panwich!!!!

all: thank god. best idea ever.

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