Paper Bitch
someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie ‘the other guys’
teacher : “skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn’t you guys turn in yours ahead of time like skyler?
student “paper b-tch!!!”
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someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..
paperb-tches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see jarhead) sniffing the boss’ -ss every day.
paperb-tches will tell on you with the boss. paperb-tches will c-ck block you from the hot secretary. paperb-tches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jack-ss..
paperb-tches have never f-cked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks…
dawg from da hood: hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! m-f-!
paperb-tch: sorry man, my -ss is being ripped at work, i cannot
dawg from da hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a f-ckin paperb-tch…
when a person excedes the level of being a plain b-tch, beyond b-tch.
also, has ranks(from military) starting from private, and goes all the way up to 5 star paper b-tch
that guy is such a paper b-tch for believing in scientology.
man, did you see that paper b-tch?
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