paper in my pooper


when you have a m-ssive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. this happens after a m-ssive sh-t.
you- “d-mn dawg i got paper in my p–per”
your friend- “yo dawg dont pick that sh-t you will get an infection”
you- “but it itches dawg! daaammnn”

then you pick it, and the next day your -ss falls off.

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