Paper Towel

mortal enemy of the toilet. as little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of cr-p cans.

this is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
little help broh! out of tp.
i got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
broh really, what about a paper towel?
h-ll no!
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noun
a normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. the paper towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large m-sses of fluids. it typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. it is commonly -ssociated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. it is typical to go through several paper towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity
“oh no, i spilled my jug of lemonade!” said doug.
“don’t worry, i have my paper towel right here,”john replied.
“thank goodness, let’s just hope i don’t spill all my other jugs because your paper towel won’t be able to handle that much fluid,” doug said.

“doug, i just got out of the shower. can you get me a paper towel?” john inquired.
doug replied, ” do you just want one?”
“of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?” john said.
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a wh-r- -ss b-tch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away
hey did you get with lisa last night?

ya but she was a paper towel so i just left after it was done.
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when someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, “are you callin me a paper towel?”
sammi says to casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. sammi says ” are you calling me a paper towel?”
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