paperweight mode


when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence
guy 1:”hey man can i play your psp?”
guy2:”nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but f-cked up.”
guy1:”well, f-ck! that sucks.”
guy2:”yea, so does your mom.”

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