papshmear
a papshmear is what you go to the doctor monthly to have to check if you have cervical cancer cause it is quiet possible to get it when you arre s-xually active so if you are not a virgin you should get yourself checked out by the doctor for a papshmear to see if you have got cervical cancer.
i went to have a papshmear the other day and the doctor got the results back and i dont have it.
when the mothaf-ckin doc shuvs a small unbrella up some b-tches poonani and opens that sh-t, and pulls it out, scr-ping the lining of the v-g-n-.
the doctor exclaimed: “papshmears on the house tonight, ladies”, then he knocked out the first b-tch he saw and f-cked her…poonani!!
a gynocological device; or a diss
a bunch got stolen from a hospital in pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude’s back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.
that -sshole joe the gyno got some papshmear in my nose.
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