when you sneeze and sh*t your pants at the same time. when you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at the same time.
i had to leave work early so i could change my pants after i did an accidental papui.
when you sneeze and sh*t your pants at the same time. when you sneeze and subsequently have a bowel movement at coinciding times.
left work early to go home so i could change my pants after i did a surprise papui.
the state of being traumatized by trump’s election as president the world is trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the presidency. sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention i thought rosemary ‘s baby was nominated to the supreme court, but i was just trumpitized.
when someone is being cheap, trying to avoid spending money to the extreme. ey yo stop joedring me ! i will end up broke if you keep making me pay for your gas.
a funny and freaky girlfriend best paired with a boy named christian he wants a rockale
- teffle smoof
when you have to cr*p so badly that you end up having some really bad diarrhea that sticks to your clothes all day. “i didn’t make it so i ending up having to teffle smoof my self…”