parachute titties
when a woman or a man has really fatty saggy b–bs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.
girl one: eew.
girl two: what?
girl one: you’ve got really bad parachute t-tties.
girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
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