paracleat
1. a rare form of half cling-on half parakeet.
known for it’s talons resembling human hands. it also has a man-like face with a small mustache looking upper tooth used for cracking piggy banks.
2. a nagging woman.
3. baseball shoes.
“excuse me mr. kimple, but your paracleat gives better m-ssages than you do!”
she was a paracleat, and he wanted nothing to do with her.
“grab your paracleats, gentlemen!”
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