parade pretty


when a female soldier is standing at ease in front of a male nco or non commissioned officer and she pops her hip out and angles her leg toward the male. the act is usually performed by a female trainee to get attention of a male drill sergeant.
-female drill sgt- pvt. smith, we stand at parade rest, not parade pretty. drill sgt davis does not want your -ss!
-female trainee- yes drill sgt!

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