paragraph bomb
noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
bobby (2:26:59 am): so how was your day?
jeff (2:27:59 am): not too bad, yours?
bobby (2:31:32 am): well my morning started off fine, but then i saw jimmy over at the waffle house with sally. i wasn’t about to join them, so i had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. after that i went to work, where on my lunch break i had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. i got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now i’m here getting ready to go to bed.
jeff (2:32:12 am):ohh sh-t, nice paragraph bomb
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