parallel snarking
1. v. – the act of har-ssing a driver, from the p-ssenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a sp-ce that is too small.
2. v. – ridiculing a driver, from the p-ssenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. p-ssenger: “whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard.”
driver: “well, i didn’t think i would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in.”
2. p-ssenger: “dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
driver: “hey, i can’t concentrate on what i’m doing if you’re sitting there parallel snarking.”
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