paralysex
1. s-xual intercourse involving a person who is paralysed to some degree. the paralysis must have some implication on the s-x for the use of this term to really be appropriate/necessary.
of course, when the paralysis affects the genitals of the disabled individual, paralys-x is pretty f-cking pointless for them, but for the other individual(s) it should feel no different to having s-x with an able-bodied person.-
– the exception being s-x with a genitally paralysed male, but this is quite rare anyway; i mean what are you going to do, put it in a splint? or just squeeze it in there floppy?
2. a term used to describe s-x with a person (male or female) who does not make any effort whatsoever and just lays there, so you have to do all the work.
1. “hey, i f-cked a disabled chick for the first time yesterday! she was paralysed from the waist down. you have to try paralys-x man, it’s awesome! it doesn’t matter how much you suck in bed, they can’t feel sh-t anyway! um.. not that i suck in bed…”
2. “dude, i had the worst lay of my life the other night. i took this girl back to mine, and everything was going great until we actually got down to it… first of all, i had to put the condom on myself; she didn’t offer to do that like a girl should, ya know? and then when i was sh-gging her, she just laid there like a dead fish. it was so awkward! i felt like a d-mn necrophiliac! it was the worst case of paralys-x ever.”
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