paramedic sandwich
an apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. may be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.
“if the dirtball in room two doesn’t cool down, give him twenty mgs of vitamin h, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to county.”
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