Paramoron


someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the band paramore. not a day goes by that they don’t think or listen about paramore. they’ll defend them, and kick the -ss of any girl who talks sh-t about them. and if a guy is a parahater… the “paramoron” will some way or another get bowling b-lls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the b-lls. it seems like almost every conversation that a paramoron has will end up involving paramore.
paramore is the best!
parahater: ugh, are you listening to paramore?
paramoron: got a problem with it?!
paramore: maybe. and maybe you could give me your riot! cd so i can shove it in a fat guy’s rolls where it belongs.
paramoron: well why don’t you give me your hannah montana cd so i can shove it up your -ss!

-then the paramoron pushes the parahater down a steep hill, and yells-that’s what you get…(then whispers)… when you let you heart win.-

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