parent poser


a parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. they are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. they use there children to their advantage.
a mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. the children have nothing to eat but ramen noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new suv with 30 inch spinning rims.

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