Park Ridge Massive


a group of well-dressed, short-tempered, quick-witted, lightly oiled, albregts-free, blood thirsty, stone cold crooners from park ridge, il. in other words, a gang the path of which you do not wish to cross.

the park ridge m-ssive’s (prm) territory spans north of belle plaine, west of talcott (including murphy lake), south of oakton, and west of including oriole.

the rock pile, a local wannabe gang, runs the remaining areas of park ridge.
hey, wanna go to djskylark’s house?

no way man, i heard the park ridge m-ssive is playing beiruit there. we better go freestyle at phat james’s house.

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