Parking like a Pakistani
when a person parks his car in a residential driveway while partially or completely blocking a pedestrian’s access to a sidewalk
james totally parked his car like a pakistani.
there is no room on the driveway for you! what are you going to park like a pakistani?
i can’t find any spots on the street. no shame in parking like a pakistani.
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