Parkinsturbation


when someone with parkinson’s is masturbating and starts having a fit of the shakes in his/her arm and doesn’t know what it’s going to do next, so it’s like a handjob from a stranger everytime.
michael j. fox is a master of the art of parkinsturbation.

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