Parkourastination


the act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. this means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while i was in the library.

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