Parmesanxiety



distress or uneasiness of mind occurring when determining how much fresh parmesan cheese the wait-staff can grind for your dish.
i would have gladly had the waitress grind that brick of parmesan ’til her arm fell off, but my parmesanxiety got the best of me ,and i said “when” after only a couple seconds.

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