parp peril
that dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will -rs- vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with -rs- treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home
i had parp peril. i needed to guff but knew i would shart. and i was wearing white jeans. the horror
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